- Season One, Episode Five
- Originally broadcast: March 31, 1997.
- Written by DeanBatali? and RobDesHotel?
- Directed by DavidSemel
- Body Count: Seven (counting Andrew twice)
Buffy is torn between dating normal guys and staking vampy guys. Giles repeatingly argues for her Slayer duty, but Owen causes Buffy to slide off tables. So she goes on a date, Giles tries to pick up her slack, and gets himself in trouble. Xander & Willow alert Buffy, who kinda brings Owen along to the funeral home in an attempt to save Giles from Andrew the weird vampire dude. She saves the day but there are complications. Owen gets a taste of risk taking and likes it a bit too much so Buffy calls it off basically to save the dummy from himself.
Stuff We Learned
- More stuff about the OrderOfAurelius? prophecy plot arc.
- Kids can be {{turned}}, but the practice is very rare.
- There is no instruction manual for VampireSlayers, which is of course contradicted in WhatsMyLinePartTwo.
- Buffy likes her men big and stupid. ..but then we already knew that.
- At the Bronze this week: ThreeDayWheely?, VelvetChain?, and {{Rubber}}
Air Quotes With Fingers
- BUFFY: "Clark Kent has a job. I just want to go on a date."
- XANDER: "He has a certain Owenosity."
- GILES: "Alright, I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
- BUFFY: "If the apocalypse comes, beep me."
People And Other Things
- BuffyCharactersScoobyGang
- ChristopherWiehl? {{Owen}}
- MarkMetcalf? TheMaster
- AndrewFerchland? TheAnointedOne
- GeoffMeed? AndrewBorba?
Salty Goodness
- http://www.atpobtvs.com/11.html#105(approve sites)
- http://vrya.net/bdb/ep.php?ep=5(approve sites)
- http://buffyguide.com/episodes/neverkill.shtml(approve sites)
- http://www.justinleader.com/annotatedbuffy/nkabotfdmaster.html(approve sites)
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